Things NOT to teach your child

Normally, when I'm ready to bathe Sid I just tell him to get naked. How he does it is up to him. Most times he tells his father to help him and then he waltzes into the bathroom with nothing on except a diaper hanging halfway off. Well, a couple of nights ago wasn't much different. He was naked except for a shower cap and he was waiting for me to call him. In the meantime he decided to amuse himself in front of the closet mirror. It was the funniest thing to watch him stand there in front of the mirror pinching his nipples and laughing. I didn't teach him that, really, I didn't!