Should I Tell This Story?

I told Sidney to take off his diaper so I could bathe him. He was good and he did. He stuck his two thumbs at the back of his diaper and pushed down. Of course, there was some 'stuff' in his diaper. I told him not to move so I could run for the wipes since there was some 'stuff' still in his butt. When I came back into the bathroom with the wipes, not even one minute later mind you, he was moving around. What do you think happened? Do you think he could have stood still for that ONE minute?? Do you? Noo, of course not. Before I knew it there was 'stuff' on the floor, under his foot, being traipsed around. Oh, I was so disgusted. Yes, I was cranky. I still AM cranky. Ugh!