That much?!

Here is a paraphrase of one of yesterday's conversations.

Me: Stay here and watch your sister.

Sid: Why isn't she your sister?

Me: Because I gave birth to her.

Sid: Where did you get her from anyway?

Me: God gave her to me.

Sid: Why don't you ask God for another one?

Me: lol Oh, no, babies are too expensive.

Sid: To buy a baby??